THE IMPOSSIBLE SPIDERMAN 2

ANDY ATTACKS Presents:

THE IMPOSSIBLE SPIDERMAN! #2

April 14th, 2008

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Bitten by the same Radioactive Spider that bit Peter Parker, hurled from the far off Marvel Universe,
Andy was given the powers of his all time favorite hero at a time in his life which could have drastically gone
one of two ways.

Learning from his Comic Book predecessor's wisdom, in this world with almost no superheroes,
Andy has taken up the mantle and become our world's SPIDERMAN.

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During his childhood while staying at his Grandparent's house, Andy asked his Grandma for some beans from a strange segmented bottle she kept in the kitchen...He went outside, to the front of their house with a few of the beans, planted them, and watered them. By the next visit he paid to his Grandparent's house, the beans had sprouted into a small plant.

Wanting to try and garden a bit like his Grandpa often did, he took care of the plant, and it grew bigger and bigger every time he visited. He even made a small scarecrow for fun, and stuck it into the earth next to his Bean Plant...

But one day, when Andy went to visit, he was devastated to find that his Bean Plant had been hacked to shreds, even the scarecrow was in pieces...

He learned from his Grandma that she had forgotten to tell the new gardeners to be careful around it...She offered Andy more beans to try again, saying he could always grow a new plant, make a new scarecrow...But he said no, and went out to his decimated plant, saying his goodbyes...He didn't want a new Bean Plant, because it would take far too much work to grow another, and it just wouldn't be the same. After that, Andy never really tried to grow anything again.

As Andy, in his Spiderman persona, swung through El Dorado Park, this memory came back to him as he saw some kids and their parents planting a tree. Apparently the one that used to be there before had 'accidentally' been burned down...

Andy had always been in tune with nature in it's various forms, feeling sad whenever he saw something die because of an 'accident'.

Seeing a man with a small pushable Ice Cream Cart walking by, he crawled down the length of a pine tree (which by the way isn't easy, those needles hurt), and dropped upside down on a webline before the Ice Cream Man.

Spiderman: Heya'!

Ice Cream Man: WHOA! *jumps back a bit* Jeez buddy, don't do that, ya' almost gave me a---Wait! You're that Spiderman guy! H-How can I help you?

Spiderman: Oh, just wanted to buy some ice cream, what else would I stop an Ice Cream Man for, eh?

Ice Cream Man: Haha, you're right. What can I get for ya?

Spiderman: Just five Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwiches. *reaches into his belt, pulling out a $5 bill*

Ice Cream Man: Nah, no need for that, Spidey. After all ya' do around here, it's the least I can do. On the house...Or cart, whatever. *holds them over to Spidey*

Spiderman: *spins together a bag made of his webbing, slipping the Ice Cream into the bag, along with a piece of paper* Thanks man, you have a good one!

Ice Cream Man: You too Spidey! You too! *waves*

Andy had dropped onto his feet, right-side up, and bounded over to the family planting the baby tree...The boy seemed to be about, 10, and the girl somewhere in her teens...

Spiderman: 'Afternoon, Ladies and Gents. *does a partial wave*

Boy: MOM! DAD! It's Spiderman!!

Girl: Wooow, he's even cuter in person...And look at those ABS! *does a fangirl squeal and holds her hands together, a lovey dovey look in her eyes*

Spiderman: *rubs the back of his head, the eyes of his mask going smiley* Ehe...Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment. Anyway, 'saw the good work you guys were doing while I was swingin' by, thought you could use a treat after all the hard work. *hands the webbing bag to the Dad* Keep up the good work, see ya'!

The Dad pulled out the Ice Cream Sandwiches, handing one to the boy, and one to the girl, his wife, and one for himself. Lastly, there was a note inside...

It read:

'Keep up the Good Work, Citizens! It doesn't take fighting Supervillans to do something good for the planet. Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman, and the Environment, thank you.'

~Spiderman

The family waved happily as Andy shot off a webline and swung off, headed out of El Dorado Park, and back to the paved streets of the rural areas of Long Beach. He swung with one hand, while eating the fifth Ice Cream Sandwich with his other, his mask up over his nose.

Andy knew from experience how far doing something nice for someone could go, with the way life was nowadays. Some of his fellow ' powered friends ' often questioned why he went about doing small, "meaningless" things like that...The thing was, they weren't meaningless to the people you do them for. And it made him happy to make others happy.

Andy made his way to the ramps going onto the freeway, having finished the tasty sandwich in only a few bites and pulled his mask back down...He leapt onto a passing refridgerator truck, landing and sticking to the flat top with ease.

Spiderman: Now... Off to the Town Center. For once I'm not gonna be late...

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Meanwhile, at the Long Beach Town Center's Lowes, a stunning red-haired woman with an hourglass figure and a tight vine-themed minidress and green high heels walked along, her flaring hips swaying to and fro. Her face was gorgeous, as if she was carved from stone, her ruby red lipsticked lips and black sunglasses glinting somewhat in the light as she admired the flowers in the Garden Department...All of the men who were there with their wives couldn't help but actually drool at the sight of this crimson-haired bombshell.

As she bent over, slowly, to look at some lillies, one of the employees shoved her friend over towards the woman...The girl was fair skinned, and brunette, with her hair done back in braided pigtails. The boy was of similar skin and blonde.

Employee Guy: H-H-H---

The girl who shoved him over threw a small pebble at the back of her friend's head.

Employee Guy: *curses under his breath from the impact* H-Hello, and welcome to Lowes, Miss. Are you finding everything alright? Do you need any help?

???: *stands back up straight* Well, the offer is very kind, little boy...But I think I've got a handle on things...

The woman's some-number-D-chest was inches away from the teenage boy employee's...

He risked a peek, and fainted, hitting the ground with a 'thud'.

Employee Girl: Jacob! *runs over* Are you okay?! Say something!

???: Oh, I do apologize...I tend to have that effect on most people...But as I said, I think I have a handle on things...I'll take all of it.

Employee Girl: All of it...? Look lady, I don't know who you think you are---

???: Hahaha...*raises a hand to her mouth casually* ...I know who I am...And from today on, you and everyone else will too...

Suddenly the plants all over the gardening department began to rattle and shake as they began to grow to impossibly enormous sizes, even mutating to have razor-sharp petals, the Venus Flytraps growing solid teeth, and tongues...

The woman took off her sunglasses to reveal her violet-colored eyes, as she bent over once more, eye level with the Girl...

???:..I'm Poison Ivy.

With this, Ivy blew a fine blue dust into the girl's face, she coughed a few times as Jacob woke up.

Jacob: Whoa...What happened? *holding his hand to his face, before looking at his friend and pointing to her nose* Jessie! Your nose, it's turning blue!

Jessie: ...What?

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Andy leapt off the refridgerator truck as it passed the Long Beach Town Center, soaring over a good portion of the parking lot before firing a webline at the Staples nearby, then to a lamp post as he neared his destination, the Lowes on the very end of the lineup of stores.

Andy's Mom had been a little depressed lately, with the way people at her place of work were treating her...And something else. So Andy took it upon himself to go and find something that would cheer her up...He'd seen a very nice lamp a while back when he and his friend David were at Lowes several months before, and thought it would be the perfect gift for her to cheer her up.

But that thought was pushed aside in his mind as he landed atop one of many Police Cars that were parked outside of Lowes, their lights flashing wildly...

The Chief Inspector of the team of officers noticed him...

The Chief Inspector was African American, wearing a pinstriped business shirt and maroon tie, black pants, and a brown overcoat. he had halfmoon glasses on and
seemed to be somewhere in his late forties, early fifties.

Chief: Spiderman! A little late this time, fella.

Spiderman: I noticed. What happened here?

Chief: Well, we're having a bit of trouble understanding that ourselves. Come look for yourself.

Andy hopped off the roof of the car, and onto his feet, following the Chief into the store...

There were several short strange trees standing about the walkway behind the cash-registers...What was strange about them is that their roots weren't digging into the ground.

Spiderman: What's with these trees---Holy SNOT!

As Andy went around one tree, he saw a semi-wooden human face in a spot similar to a knothole on a regular tree...

Employee: Heelp mee...

Spiderman: Oh man...They're people! Who did this to you?!

Employee: ...Red...Hair......Dust...

Spiderman: Red hair...Dust?

Andy saw some strange glittery brown dust around the face of the tree person, and took out a cotton swab and ziplock bag, getting a sample of it and quickly putting it into one of the empty pockets of his belt...

Chief: They all say the same thing. But it's not just trees that the employees have been turned into. C'mon. *waves for Andy to follow*

Spiderman: I'm afraid to look right about now...*bounds after the Chief, catching up with him* So you guys have no idea who did all this? What about the security cameras?

Chief: All overgrown with plants. Didn't catch a thing.

The Chief led Andy to the Garden Department, which was utterly devoid of plantlife, except for a few stray petals and leaves...And in the middle of all of it...

Spiderman: HOLY CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY RIPOFFS BATMAN!!! *the eyes of his mask going wide*

Before Spiderman and the Chief Investigator, was what looked to be a blue swollen round girl, the only things distinguishing her as a girl being her head and brunette pigtails, her hands and feet pulled into divots, and her clothes stretched to the limit and stained with blueberry juice, but holding steadily. She had swollen to almost a story tall...

Jacob: *his hand on Jessie's broad blue side, comforting her, he sees Spiderman* Spiderman! *yells up to Jessie's head as loud as he can* Don't worry Jessie! Spiderman's here now! *looks to Spiderman*

Jessie: *inaudible* ...

Chief: Funny, I said nearly the same thing as you... Anyway, we'd get a statement from her, but she can't seem to hear us all the way up there...And those rookies I sent to grab a ladder haven't come back yet. Mind crawlin' up there and findin' out what she knows?

Spiderman: I dunno, seems kinda' wrong to be crawling on a GIRL. It's like feeling 'em up or something. *folds his arms*

Jacob: Spiderman, please! I'm sure Jessie won't think you're a pervert or nothin'. Tell 'er you're just trying to help!

Spiderman: *sighs* Alright, but I don't wanna hear anyone cracking perverted jokes. The only one who cracks jokes around here is me...And not the perverted kind. *walks up and places his hands, then feet onto Jessie's enormous self, when she started to roll* Hey! Guys, hold her steady! I don't wanna end up like some bug getting squished by a playground ball!

Chief: You heard the man! Hold 'er steady men!

Several Police Officers dropped what they were doing and held Jessie in place, as Andy crawled up her side, and to her face...

Spiderman: Hey there, um, Jessie, was it?

Jessie: *slightly muffled due to her swollen face* Spidermun! Pleaseph, help meph! Thish ish tooph embarrasingph!!!

Spiderman: I will, I promise...But I need to know who did this to you. The other employees mentioned 'Red Hair'.

Jessie: Yeaph! It wash thisph Red-headedph Bimbo that did thish to meph...She blew somph blue dustph into myph facesh and I ended uph likeph thish!

Spiderman: Red-headed Bimbo...? Blue dust...

Andy looked around Jessie's face to find that there were traces of a dust similar to the brown one he had found on the tree-people earlier...He did the same as before,
taking a sample.

Spiderman: *looks at the dust in the ziplock back* Hrm... Don't worry Jessie, I'll have you back to normal in no time. I just need to analyze this stuff. In the meantime, why don't you use this time to take a nap or somethin'? Look at this as an extra break from work today. *pats her on the head sympathetically*

Jessie: Yeaph...I think I will, thanksph Spidermun...OH! Beforef I almostph forgot...That ladyf called hershelf...Poison Ivy...

Spiderman: Poison Ivy...? *hops down from Jessie's rounded form and in front of the Chief Investigator* Alrighty, Chief, I know all that I need to know.

Chief: So then, who did this?

Spiderman: Would you believe me if I said ' Poison Ivy '? *folds his arms*

Chief: But she's just a comic book character.

Spiderman: So am I, if you remember, but I'm standing right here. Look, I'm gonna go analyze some samples I took, and I'll be back as fast as I can with an antidote.

Chief: You can do that?

Spiderman: Super Genius-Level Intellect, I don't just do whatever a Spider can, I have other tricks up my spinnerets. *taps his own head*

Chief: What should we do with the victims?

Spiderman: Whatever you do, don't move them. It could make things worse, much worse. Just keep them calm.

Chief: If you say so Spidey.

Spiderman: *as he turns to leave* Hey...One question before I go. Why do you police-guys trust me so much?

Chief: Well, to tell ya' the truth, not all of the police force trust you, man. But me and the men here do. You're Spiderman for cryin' out loud! And you've done nothin' but good for everyone you've come into contact with. That makes you okay in my book.

Spiderman: Huh...Thanks for answering that. *bounds off towards the exit, and shoots off a webline, headed for home*

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At Andy's Home, The Garage~*

Andy sat inside his house's Garage, maskless, at his Dad's old work bench and table as he fiddled around with some test tubes...

A knock was heard at the door.

Andy: Who is it?

David: It's me dude. *pushes the door open but quickly closes it* What's up?

Andy: Well, I gave some free ice cream to a family planting a tree, foiled a few robberies, and oh yeah, apparently there's a POISON IVY for this world now that turned a bunch of workers over at Lowes into Tree-People and one poor girl into a Willy Wonka movie reject. My fingertips and feet still smell like blueberries. *holds up his foot and drops it*

David:...One of these days you're gonna tell me 'nothin' like you used to 5 years ago and I'm gonna think you're a Skrull or somethin'. So what are you doing here and not looking for that vegetarian psycho?

Andy: Using my blood's Healing Factor to make an antidote to change those people back before I do. I don't want them to rot or anything...*pours a strange green mixture into several vials* Done.

David: You look a bit down today, man, what's wrong?

Andy: *sigh* It's that obvious, huh...?.....Well, my Grandpa is pretty sick right now...Doesn't look like he'll last much longer. I offered to try to make him a serum that'd make him feel better...But he didn't want it. I guess he feels it's his time to go...*starts to put caps on three of the vials, and a sprayer on the last one*

David: Oh man...I'm sorry. *walks over and puts a hand on his friend's shoulder*

Andy: It's fine. I tried...Now, I have other things to worry about, can't think about my own feelings right now...By the way...You choose any powers yet?

David: No man, still thinking about which powers I want. *puts his hands in his pockets* I promise I'll choose some soon, okay?

Andy: Take your time dude. Whatever powers you choose, you're stuck with. And as my comic book predecessor says: "With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility".
So choose responsibly. Don't choose somethin' that'll blow us all to Kingdom Come, alright?

Andy went about the garage, grabbing a weed whacker, a chainsaw, a machete, a hatchet, a tank of weed killer spray, and the vials of antidote, webbing them to his back before pulling on his mask.

Spiderman: Time for me to go do some gardening...

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Meanwhile, at the Lakewood Mall's Home Depot...

Poison Ivy was in the process of raiding another Gardening Center, the amassed mutant plant army she had obtained before, adding to the chaos as it turned the entire parking lot to a grass and vine-covered field. Several more people had become trees, and some unfortunate girls on their way home from the mall, had become a giant watermelon, cherry, and another blueberry...Just as Poison Ivy closed in on the final un-transformed girl, huddled against the side of a grass-covered car, Andy landed on the hood with a metallic creak/thump, in his usual crouching position, his mask eyes narrowed...

In the process, the girl was able to escape.

Spiderman: Sheesh lady, you just don't know how to play nice with others, do you? Turning people into trees and fruit. Why don't you just go work in the Produce Section over at 'Albertson's' or something?

Poison Ivy: Those girls had it coming...I don't like competition...And I had a feeling you might show up Spiderman...*smiles deviously*

Spiderman: Really? Because I hoped you would, You've kinda' missed Gotham City by a few realities. Harley Quinn give you a joke map or somethin'?

Poison Ivy: What a sense of humour you have...I'd love to listen to more, but I must continue to build my army of my plant brothers and sisters so that we may bring the planet back closer to Mother Nature...Now what kind of plant would you like to be? I'd just love to have a Spiderman Plant as a trophy...

Poison Ivy leaned in close to Andy's unchanging expressioned face holding a finger to his chin seductively...

Poison Ivy: Or maybe I'll just brainwash you and take you as my lover, dear Spider...I do so love a man in uniform...*blows a pink dust into his face*

Poison Ivy stood up straight once more, caressing Spiderman's cheek as she did so...30 seconds passed and Spidey stayed the same...Then 30 more, still the same...

At this point, Ivy put her hands on her flaring hips and pouted angrily.

Poison Ivy: Why aren't you groveling at my feet?!

Spiderman: For one, I'm wearing a full-face mask. For two, I have a healing factor that automatically null/voids your spores. Yeah, that's right. I know you're not using some kinda' magic dust, just plant spores that cause extreme allergic reactions in the people who enhale it.

Poison Ivy: Well then...I hope that knowledge keeps you company...IN YOUR GRAVE. Attack, my bretheren!!!

Suddenly, two giant mutant Venus Flytraps broke up from the ground, screaming shrill battlecries...

Andy stood up on the hood of the car, and pulled the Chainsaw from his back, revving it up, the bladed chain spinning at top speed...

Spiderman: Come get some!

The first Venus Flytrap dove down at Spidey, who jumped up and web-zipped downwards, Chainsaw-first, impaling the Flytrap through the head, a green ooze gushing out.
The second Venus Flytrap opened it's jaws wide and made forward to clamp down on Spidey, who pulled the chainsaw out and leapt out of the way and onto another vine and grass-covered car, the second Flytrap biting down on the first, making it rain green goo.

Spiderman: *after getting splashed by the good* AGH! EWWW! What the heck have you been feeding these things, lady?! *tries to shake off some of the goo before
leaping up, and cutting through the stems of the two flytraps in one swipe...* Cloud Strife, eat your heart out!

Unfortunately, that was all the Chainsaw could take as it broke to pieces as the two flytraps collapsed, screeching.

Spiderman:Crap...Ah well... TIMBERRRR!!!

Poison Ivy: MY BABIES!!! You, you horrid bug! I'll make sure you never spin another web again for MURDERING them!!! Avenge your fallen bretheren my children!!

The ground began breaking up in multiple places as human-shaped amalgamations of different plants and flowers sprang up, and made their way towards Andy...

Spiderman: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me...Plant Golems! The real Poison Ivy never did this... It's time to whack these guys! *pulls the weed whacker from his back, but unfortunately, Plant Golem made of roses grabbed the weed whacker and snapped it in half...*...Hey! The joke wasn't that bad! *pulls the machete and hatchet from his back* Okay, try this one...
HEEERE'S SPIDEY!

Andy leapt forward, hacking and slashing his way through the Plant Golems, one after the other, each giving off a shrill scream as it died...

Andy didn't feel so good about having to kill these creatures, but if he didn't, they'd surely kill him...


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Many years ago...

As a younger Andy sat, mourning the loss of his bean plant, his Grandpa came over to him. having just finished watering some other plants...He reached down
and put a hand on his Grandson's shoulder.

Grandpa: Papi, it's okay...Just because it's gone doesn't mean that it didn't give you something while it was here. Just remember the happy times it gave you while it was
here, and it's being here won't have been for nothing...

Andy: *looks up at his Grandpa* Well...Okay Grandpa...

Grandpa: Come on, let's go see what your Grandma's made for dinner. I think she made tostadas, and for desert, and we bought you some of those ice cream sandwiches you like!

Andy: Oh! The ones with the three ice creams in it?! I love those! Thank you Grandpa!

Andy got up off the ground near where his bean plant used to be, and followed his Grandpa inside, taking one last look at where his bean plant used to be before closing the door...

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Andy had attached two weblines to the Machete and Hatchet and began to swing them about, and thrust them forward like bladed bungie cords...

Spiderman: *calls over to Poison Ivy* Ivy! It's not me who mutated these plants like this! You've made them into something they were never meant to be! Flowers and Plants are supposed to make people happy...*pauses for a moment* Not scare the livin' bajeezus outta them! *jumps up and throws the Hatchet into the 'face' of one of the Plant Golems, knocking it down...He pulled the Machete back to his right hand and held it firmly, as he sat crouched on the top of a lamp post*

Poison Ivy: Plants have no business consorting with any of YOU! You cut them down! You burn them! You throw them away like they're nothing...But no more!
VEGETATION WILL RULE THE WORLD...

The Plant Golems, and what was left of the damaged Plant Golems, began to come together in an undulating mass...

Poison Ivy:...And I will be their QUEEN! Their GODDESS!

The mass formed into a hulking, towering Giant Plant Golem...It bellowed a great roar at Andy as it clenched it's thorny vine-covered fists...

Spiderman:.....This is so freakin' unfair. *the eyes on his mask narrow in apprehension*

The Giant Plant Golem slammed it's fists down toward Andy, who shot a webline to another lamp post, but it was too late as it sent him flying smack into the swollen watermelon-looking fruit girl's side, making her squeal/scream and fell smack onto the ground, his machete sticking into the ground blade-first.

The girl from before was hiding nearby, smoking a cigarette.

Spiderman: Oh man...This is why I never ate vegetables...I was always afraid they'd get even with me! *goes into his usual crouching position, his hand on the back of his head, rubbing it* Though I guess that could've been worse. The initial hit hurt, but your juicyfruit friend here acted like an airbag. *sees the girl smoking* Don't you know those are bad for you---Wait a second! *looks to his back, where the tank of weed killer was still webbed up* Can I borrow your lighter?

Girl: S-Sure. *hands a small pink lighter to Andy*

Spiderman: Thanks! I'll buy you a new one, kay?

Poison Ivy: *sitting in a sexy pose on a sort of couch made of grass and flowers atop several piled up vine and grass-covered cars* Give up yet, Spiderman? If you beg nicely, I'd still like to have you for myself...*caresses her own hip before blowing a kiss at him*

Spiderman: *shudders* No freakin' way, you Jessica Rabbit Ripoff! *webs the lighter to his belt*

Andy leapt up and over to a grass and vine-covered hummer, then leapt up again, pulling the weed killer from his back. and popping off the cap...He shot off webline after webline, webslinging around the Giant Plant Golem, dodging it's massive hands, and vines that stuck out of itusing his Psychic Spider-Sense, and splashing it with portions of the weed killer with each pass, occasionally getting a tremendous back hand or punch or getting slapped by the tentacle-like vines from the Giant Plant Golem. Each time he'd stagger after hitting the ground, but he got right back to his feet and was soon off swinging and dousing the monster with the Weed Killer once more...

Poison Ivy: You think WEED KILLER is going to stop my precious Plant Golem? HA! You might as well give up now, lover!

Spiderman: Round and Round I go! Where I'll stop---Hey! Stop calling me that!

Andy landed on top of the Plant Golem's 'Head' and stood there, pouring what was left of the chemicals onto the monster...

Spiderman: And who said I was going to JUST use the Weed Killer? *pulls out the girl's pink lighter* Weed Killer is just a mixture of Chemicals...FLAMABLE Chemicals...

Poison Ivy: *finally realizes what he's doing* N-NO! YOU CAN'T!

Spiderman: Time for some GRILLED VEGIES! *clicks the lighter to life, and drops it onto the Giant Plant Golem's 'head'* Time to bail!

Andy shot off a webline and swung under, then up and onto a nearby lamp post, going into his crouching position...The Giant Plant Golem lit ablaze immediately, writhing and screeching in pain and suffering as it's body was engulfed in flames...Slowly collapsing to the ground.

Poison Ivy: NOOO!!!! My baby! MY BAAABYYY!!!! *sobbing aloud, dropping to her knees*

With one final bellow, the monster collapsed in a heap, the plants smoldering in the fire...

Andy hopped down to the ground, and walked up to Poison Ivy, web-cocooning her while she was distracted, including her mouth.

Spiderman: *picks up Poison Ivy in her cocoon* Sorry Ivy, but that's how the Plant Golem crumbles...

Ivy writhed and let out muffled screams of anger as Andy set her down on the hood of one of the grass and vine-covered cars.

The Chief Inspector, Jessie, and Jacob from back at Lowe's walked up.

Spiderman: Here you go, Inspector---Uh, You know, in all this craziness today, I never got your name.

Chief: The name's Washington, Spidey. Chief Washington. And on behalf of the Police Force, thank you for your assistance in capturing this criminal. *holds out his hand*

Spiderman: *shakes Chief Washington's hand* No need to thank me, Chief, it's what I do. *lets go, his other hand rubbing the back of his head sheepishly*

Jessie: Spiderman! *jumps at and clings to Andy, huggling him* Thank you so much for changing me back and catching that crazy bimbo!

Jacob: Yeah, all the employees are back to normal.

Jessie: Yeah, and it had a pretty good side effect...* lets go, and strikes a pose, showing off her considerably larger chest*

Spiderman: Uh...Ehe...*blushing fiercely under his mask, the eyes going smiley in a shy way* That's...Uh...Very...Nice. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to change the others back---I'll catch you later! bounds off towards the transformed girls*

Washington: Go ahead man, we'll take care of the cleanup.

Spiderman: Alrighty, Chief. *lands on top of the swollen watermelon girl, taking out the vial with the spray, and spraying a bit into her face, making sure she enhaled it*

The girl vibrated for a moment, then began to shrink, slowly at first, then quickly, until she was back to normal, albeit her clothes stretched the heck out of. She hugged Spidey and said her thanks as some cops came over with a blanket for her, and Andy went on to do the same for the other two girls and the various tree people...

As he finished changing the last girl back, he saw something that made his day...A small potted Bird of Paradise plant, intact, was hidden behind the orange girl before Andy changed her back...His Mom loved Bird of Paradise flowers...He picked it up and walked over to the manager of the Home Depot store, after picking up what was left of his 'gardening equipment' turned weaponry...

Spiderman: Say, I know you guys have been through alot today...But could I possibly buy this, please? *holds up the plant*

Manager Woman: Go ahead and take it, after what you did to save us, it's the least we can do...

Spiderman: But I couldn't possibly---

Manager Woman: It's okay Spidey. Just take it, I insist. *smiles*

Spiderman: Well...Okay, thank you very much. See ya'. *calls over to Chief Washington* See ya' Chief! I'll be there when you guys need me. *waves, before hopping onto another lamp post, and shooting off another webline, swinging off*

The Police were loading the still muffled-screaming Poison Ivy into the back of a Prisoner Transport...Chief Washington overseeing it.

Washington: You have a good one Spidey! Take it easy!

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As Andy webslung home with his right hand, the potted Bird of Paradise plant was held in his left...

Spiderman: I guess...As long as I remember Grandpa, and all the happy times we've shared...Then I won't forget that he was here...And that his stay here in this world was of great worth to everyone who loves him...I think I'll pay Grandpa a visit after I give this to Mom...


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<<<<< ~ : IN MEMORIAM : ~ >>>>>

I dedicate this 'issue' to my Grandfather, who passed away this past year.

See ya' later, Grandpa.


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TO BE CONTINUED,

In : THE IMPOSSIBLE SPIDERMAN #3!

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<<<NEW CHARACTER BIOS>>>


:YAKU ICHIMARU / THE SILVER SAMURAI:

Yaku Ichimaru grew up in his home country of Japan, but was then suddenly forced to move to the United States by his Parents. He hated having to learn a new language, and hated the people he was forced to live around even more. So that when he came in contact with a fragment of The Meteor, he used it to give himself and his friends super powers...He then planned to take over Long Beach, starting at the Anime Expo, and force all of the City's residence to go through the same hardships he had those years ago. But he failed, and was put in Jail by Spiderman.

Powers:
-Enhanced Speed
-Enhanced Strength
-Energy Slash Blades

Equipment:
-Silver Armor
-Silver Katana



:KRISTINA ROSE / POISON IVY:
A hippie vegan and environmental fanatic who used the power of a Meteor Fragment to give herself a voluptous body, and several powers having to do with vegetation. She wanted to take over the world using an army of mutated plants, but made the mistake of going for small time Garden Departments at Lowes and Home Depot.

Powers:
-Vegetation Manipulation
-Able to blow various mutating and transformation inducing pollens and spores via her mouth



:NED TRISTAN / MULTIPLE MAN:
Formerly one of The Silver Samurai's lackeys, Ned wears a Naruto costume and performs acts of smalltime theivery using his ability to make copies of himself. He's semi-insane, as he thinks he is Naruto. He's more of a public nuisance than a full-fledged Supervillan.

Powers:
-Enhanced Agility
-Multiplication

Equipment:
-A single Kunai



:ESTHER JOHNSON / SHRIEK:
Formerly one of The Silver Samurai's lackeys, and girlfriend. Esther wears a costume of the character Tayuya from Naruto, and can project and manipulate sonic blasts from her flute, which she plays remarkably well. She's more of a public nuisance than a full-fledged Supervillan.

Powers:
-Enhanced Agility
-Sonic Projection and Manipulation

Equipment:
-Wooden Flute


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Well, that's all for now, stay tuned for next month's installment, True Believers! !

Haa, said it again. XD



The original Spider-Man was created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko!

The concept and character of theSpiderman in this story belongs to me.
Because he IS me. XP

Poison Ivy was created by Robert Kaniger and Sheldon Moldoff.

The concept and character of the Poison Ivy in this story belongs to me.